Wanna know what time Max woke me up at last night? 8am!!!!! HE FINALLY SLEPT THROUGH!!! Of course it was a total fluke and is unlikely to happen again for a while, but WOOT!
That is all - I’m having an early night, so Friday’s post will be up later than usual… Nighty night!
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1. Jesus was a carpenter.
2. Moron and idiot are medical terms.
3. Yesterday was John’s birthday - this only comes once a year.
4. Microsoft sucks.
5. Chocolate is tasty.
6. The meaning of life is 42.
7. Fuzzywuzzy was a bear, Fuzzywuzzy had no hair, Fuzzywuzzy wasn’t very fuzzy was he?
8. Dolphins don’t sleep.
9. Squids have beaks!
10. Santa Claus has a beard.
11. Zack has too many toys.
12. The children of deaf parents never cry… My gran could have verified this, right Mum?
13. Camels have three eyelids!
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